Barack Obama has attained a level of sassiness one can only dream of.
oh my fuck. sass king.
reasons our president is awesome and yours isn’t.
"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."
accurate caption is accurate
i will reblog this as many times as it takes me to stop finding this funny
You do give us some reason to think so.
Should not touch water , should not touch water, water is lava!
dogs dealing with cats sleeping in their beds
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